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We actually have lore for this what is wrong with us

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● mid/late 20s
● Punisher is a guitar not a gun. he's in a band like a coolguy goth malewife
● has a motorcycle
● never wears socks
● nipple piercings

● raised in catholic orphanage, did not do well in foster homes
● livio still 200% his childhood bestie
● very sus of religion bc he didn't think a world with a loving god would make kids without homes and families, so...
● decided to learn whatever he could about that and successfully completed seminary school as an FU i really did that
● actually ordained at one point. can you imagine him giving sermons? luckily he was just an assc. priest and it was a short run (probably taught sunday school) but found the organization too much of a mess to really make a difference from the inside

● now acts as non-denominational on-call pastor for last minute weddings/baptisms/and for marginalized people who may not be able to get clergy to show up
● sells holy water online that he fills in his bath tub and blesses himself
● answers prayers and confessions via text for a nominal fee
● volunteers at the same orphanage he was raised in tho but doesn't advertise it
● has a nemesis in a seagull that hangs out by mcdonald's. 1v1 has been caught on security cameras